Re: The amusing thread

by **grumpydaddy** Tue May 17, 2011 3:08 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN4a5ijVbAs&feature=youtu.be

by **bob2701** Thu May 19, 2011 6:10 am

A guy was hunting when a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over & discharged, shooting him in the genitals.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.

"Well, sir, I have some good news & some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, & we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.

"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your willy which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."

"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."

by **Steve** Thu May 19, 2011 8:53 am

:laugh:

I'll have to be really extra careful today as I was planning to clean all my guns today!

by **smduff** Thu May 19, 2011 10:22 am

lol hands on I hope.

by **4hams** Thu May 19, 2011 2:58 pm

Steve wrote: :laugh:

I'll have to be really extra careful today as I was planning to clean all my guns today!

Being Canadian and not living with guns as you folks in the States do, I find it funny how common it is for Americans to talk about their guns.

How many do you own Steve? And what do you do with them? And please be very careful!!!

by **bob2701** Fri May 20, 2011 8:02 am

I think he only has one, if you remember the "This is my rifle and this is my GUN". :D:

by **Steve** Fri May 20, 2011 11:53 am

4hams"Being Canadian and not living with guns as you folks in the States do, I find it funny how common it is for Americans to talk about their guns.

How many do you own Steve? And what do you do with them? And please be very careful!!!

Well Joel, a long time ago in a far away place......... :laugh:

When I was a young lad, my Father was into guns, so much that he "sporterized" a military Springfield 30-06 rifle. Turned out to be a really nice looking rifle which he used for deer hunting. When I became of age to legally get a license to hunt, he bought me a 6.5mm Swedish Mouser and sporterized it, which I used for deer hunting (and I still own it today).
As the years have passed by, I've picked up a few more guns. It's just like anything else, it could be a hobby or just cause a person wants to. Some people like to buy cars, boats, computers, stamps, coins, women or whatever their fancy might be. :D:

I own 2 rifles, 1 shotgun and 2 handguns.

You ask what do I do with them? I admire them and I shoot them! drink

by **Steve** Fri May 20, 2011 11:54 am

bob2701 wrote:I think he only has one, if you remember the "This is my rifle and this is my GUN". :D:

Yep, last time I checked. Just one. :D:

by **SavageNFS** Fri May 20, 2011 12:21 pm

I has gunz...I live in Wisconsin. You get kicked out if you don't have them.
I hunt with mine and target shoot frequently. I like to talk about them in general, but never in specifics. I have found over the years it is much like talking about religion with people you don't know. It's not a matter of if you are going to piss them off, it's when.

by **grumpydaddy** Fri May 20, 2011 12:53 pm

I think you can talk freely about gunz in here....

Those of us that don't own, usually because of local laws, often have some military background and I, for one, am intrigued about the way they just fit in to life over there... Then there is the discussion about power, range, accuracy and all thet....

by **SavageNFS** Fri May 20, 2011 1:21 pm

I can't really comment about how they fit into life. I have always been around rifle and shot guns due to learning to hunt at a young age. Gun safety wasn't taught...it was learned behavior like learning how to use the toilet. You see a lot of "rednecks" out there acting like idiots, sure. However, the vast majority of people that own guns that I know are gun safety advocates that would immediately leave a range or hunting excursion if they witnessed someone acting careless with a firearm and immediate actions were not taken to correct the error. They don't mess around and you shouldn't. It's like when I used to snowmobile. We would ride 300 miles a day hard and drink like fish when we got to our destination. Not booze on the trails. Act responsible, play hard. Same principle. Bottom line, when you grow up knowing how to respect weapons and their proper usage, it is very possible for them to become a part of your life.

My boys have gone shooting and enjoy it, but they are used to it and look at it truly as practice, not as "Let's go shootin pa!". In another life (right after college), I was in law enforcement and my exposure to different forms of firearms expanded and I fell in love with long range rifle marksmanship. It is fun to shoot at greater distances and take all of the variables that you mention. It is also fun going out west and knocking down muley's at 500yds in the mountains (where elevation becomes a serious consideration).

I feel for areas that don't allow it. I just do not believe that is LEGAL. It's a right, not a privilege in my opinion. That being said, you abuse the right, it should be removed. Everything can and should have consequences.

If I have upset anyone, I assure you it was not intended and we simply disagree. GET OVER IT :D:

by **4hams** Fri May 20, 2011 1:21 pm

As far as I am concerned any subject matter is fair game here at McT's.

A bit like a free for all. McT is not around to complain so no subject is off limits here!

So long as we can all be civil to one another let the subject wars begin... lol!

by **4hams** Fri May 20, 2011 1:29 pm

I have never seen a hand gun, except for those the police carry.

As A kid we used .22 calibre rifle at a target range when away at summer camp up north in the woods.

Other than that I know nothing about them at all... Sorry a little off topic. :duh:

by **SavageNFS** Fri May 20, 2011 1:31 pm

4hams wrote:Sorry a little off topic. :duh:

we are talking about guns in "The Amusing thread"...I think we are all a little off topic lol!

by **4hams** Fri May 20, 2011 1:34 pm

I do find the subject matter amusing though... LOL

by **bob2701** Fri May 20, 2011 2:08 pm

I keep my hunting rifles locked up in a gun safe built into my closet.

by **bob2701** Fri May 20, 2011 2:20 pm

Need a Raise

Employee : Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?

Boss : Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?

Employee : Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.

Boss : Yes.

Employee : I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first.

Boss : A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time.

Employee : I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro- activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade.

Boss : Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound?

Employee : Great! It's a deal! Thank you, sir!

Boss : Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you?

Employee : Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgage Company!

by **grumpydaddy** Fri May 20, 2011 2:27 pm

:Nananana: Gotta Love Dr bob!!

My thing has always been rifles, just now I have very little chance to shoot. It all started when at the age of around 14 I was taught the basics and it seemed to click because at the next range day I managed a 6" group of ten @ 300yds with iron sights. 9 years military was fun too but since, apart from the odd chance, all I shoot is airguns and even those are regulated here. :(:

by **SavageNFS** Fri May 20, 2011 2:36 pm

rofl...I love that one Bob!

by **Steve** Fri May 20, 2011 2:45 pm

As usual, excellent Bob!

by **bob2701** Sat May 21, 2011 10:18 am

How to Install A "Southern" Home Security System

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of used men's size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with
the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer
took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the
house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter

by **smduff** Sat May 21, 2011 10:58 am

After more than 10years of marriage I decide to pick up a hand gun, unfortunately it only shoots blanks now

:laugh: :sorry: :Nananana:

by **bob2701** Thu May 26, 2011 9:25 pm

An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a beautiful young thing across the gym.

He asked the trainer that was near by..."What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said,

"I would try the ATM in the lobby"

by **4hams** Fri May 27, 2011 5:36 am

:laugh:

by **bob2701** Fri May 27, 2011 6:06 am

After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin. In one of the stores he picks up this mirror and looks at it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him. 'How 'bout that!' he exclaims, 'Here's a picture of me Fadder.' He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his dad, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the shed, and every morning before leaving to go fishin', he would go in there and look at it. His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the shed. So, one day after her husband left, she went to the shed and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass. "Bejasus!" she fumed, 'So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' round with

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