Re: The amusing thread

by **bob2701** Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:25 am

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed
a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and
a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.

'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had
tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your
rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go
faster. '

The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but
then I wouldn't have a siren.'

by **Steve** Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:45 am

by **smduff** Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:36 am

by **bob2701** Wed Dec 15, 2010 6:24 am

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'What is this Father?' The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life,
I don't know what it is.'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,
A fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.

'Go get your Mother.'

by **Steve** Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:55 am

LMAO

Didn't see that one coming.

by **smduff** Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:05 am

LOL I wish it worked that way.

by **bob2701** Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:34 am

Blackberry not Working

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI

by **Steve** Thu Dec 30, 2010 9:05 am

LMAO

Great Bob. thanks

by **grumpydaddy** Thu Dec 30, 2010 10:20 am

What is the weather like in your neck of the woods?

by **bob2701** Thu Dec 30, 2010 11:30 am

LMAO

by **smduff** Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:48 pm

LOL Calvin is great

by **grumpydaddy** Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:33 am

I was wondering.... if I change the antenna on my wireless router will I get longer range???

The amusing thread - Page 7 C1d5e3aa885e31ca46eb738

by **smduff** Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:08 am

I doubt it but you might be able to land a space shuttle in your yard LOL

by **bob2701** Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:44 pm

Give it a shot. Send us a picture when you get to the top. smile

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by **grumpydaddy** Mon Jan 10, 2011 3:43 pm

by **smduff** Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:35 pm

very well planed LMAO

by **grumpydaddy** Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:37 am

Just saw this on another forum....

Before you read this: Please don't judge me... I'm just sharing my story because I just need someone to talk to...

Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/

First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's screwed up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.
Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so freaking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy crap went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).
Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to boinc her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was screwed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever freaking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

by **smduff** Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:46 am

WTF? what forums you going to LMAO.

by **4hams** Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:16 pm

I can also say that i have visited alot of forums but not one that has postings like that. What else goes down at that forum... LOL

by **grumpydaddy** Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:30 pm

But you did not see it coming did you??? :D:

by **4hams** Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:49 pm

Not in a million years.

by **bob2701** Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:58 am

LMFAO... And I read the whole thing.

by **bob2701** Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:47 am

THE BOTTLE OF WINE

For all of us who are married, were married, wish
you were married, or wish you weren't married, this
is something to smile about the next time you see a
bottle of wine:
Sally was driving home from one of her business
trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly
Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.
As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped
the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like
a ride.
With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into
the car.
Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make
a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old
woman just sat silently, looking intently at
everything she saw, studying every little detail,
until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to
Sally.
'What in bag?', asked the old woman.
Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, 'It's
a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.'
The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or
two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder,
she said:
'Good trade.....'

by **4hams** Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:39 am

by **smduff** Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:35 am

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