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One for the ladies
Three women went to the pearly gates to be left in
St. Peter said "You all must answer my questions properly if you want to pass."
To the first one he asked " What was the first woman's name ? "
She answered "Eve" St. Peter said " You're in "
To the second one he said " Where did she live ?"
She answered " In the garden of Eden " St.Peter said " You're in"
To the third one he said , " Your question may be a bit more difficult "
He asked " What did Eve say when she first saw Adam ? "
After thinking hard for a long time she shook her head and said
" That's a hard one'
St.Peter said " YOU'RE IN "
St. Peter said "You all must answer my questions properly if you want to pass."
To the first one he asked " What was the first woman's name ? "
She answered "Eve" St. Peter said " You're in "
To the second one he said " Where did she live ?"
She answered " In the garden of Eden " St.Peter said " You're in"
To the third one he said , " Your question may be a bit more difficult "
He asked " What did Eve say when she first saw Adam ? "
After thinking hard for a long time she shook her head and said
" That's a hard one'
St.Peter said " YOU'RE IN "
Re: One for the ladies
OMG!!!!!!! That was soooooooooo bad!
Vampire Girl- Respected Forum Idividuals
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Re: One for the ladies
Ironically that was the first thing Eve said to Adam as well. LMAO
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Re: One for the ladies
Then she took a bite and everything went down from there...
Oh get your heads out of the gutter... I meant a bite of the apple.
Oh get your heads out of the gutter... I meant a bite of the apple.
4hams- Old Father Time
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Re: One for the ladies
Maybe she was talking about the apple in the first place And if anyone believes that statement contact me because I have some beachfront property in arizona to sell
P.S. I know some members are not from the US so I will explain , The US State of Arizona is all desert .
P.S. I know some members are not from the US so I will explain , The US State of Arizona is all desert .
Last edited by zebadee on Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:17 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : color black changed to blue. Black on black is not a good combo.)
Re: One for the ladies
Hey george the link in your sig is bad it try's to log me in as you hehe
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Re: One for the ladies
4hams wrote:Then she took a bite and everything went down from there...
Oh get your heads out of the gutter... I meant a bite of the apple.
Oh BITE ME!
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Re: One for the ladies
George I fixed your signature link!
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