Last Kiss
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Last Kiss
A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about
to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a
kiss?"
She does. A long, deep, passionate kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had.
That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."
to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a
kiss?"
She does. A long, deep, passionate kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had.
That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."
Steve- Respected Forum Idividuals
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Re: Last Kiss
:help: :Kewl: :boxing:
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Re: Last Kiss
So I guess you didn't like my sick humor, Steve?
Steve- Respected Forum Idividuals
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Re: Last Kiss
:sorry: that is kinda sick butt funny excuse the pun...
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Re: Last Kiss
That's the break down of your joke
Help me hey girl your a dude
Girl^ Biker^ WTF^ and the rest is how I would feel
Help me hey girl your a dude
Girl^ Biker^ WTF^ and the rest is how I would feel
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