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Last Kiss

Post by Steve on Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:45 pm

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about
to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a
kiss?"

She does. A long, deep, passionate kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had.
That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"


"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."
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Post by smduff on Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:02 pm

:help: :Kewl: :angry: :boxing: :cry:
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Re: Last Kiss

Post by Steve on Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:11 pm

So I guess you didn't like my sick humor, Steve?
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Post by 4hams on Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:45 pm

:sorry: that is kinda sick butt funny excuse the pun... ROTFLMAO
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Post by smduff on Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:13 pm

That's the break down of your joke

Help me hey girl your a dude

Girl^ Biker^ WTF^ and the rest is how I would feel
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