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The Scotsman at the Baseball Game

Post by bob2701 on Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:56 am

The Scotsman at the Baseball Game


A Scotsman moves to Canada and attends his first baseball game. The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings and then hits a double. Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run!!!" The next batter hits a single. The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers "RUN!! RUN!!".

The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans. The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by. The Umpire calls: "Walk." The batter starts his slow trot to first base. The Scot stands up and screams, "Run ye lazy bastard rrrun!"

The people around him begin laughing. Embarrassed, the Scot sits back down.


A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains, "He can't run -- he has four balls."


The Scot stands up and screams: "Walk with pride, Laddie!"
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Post by smduff on Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:33 pm

LOL sick
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Post by McstylisT on Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:19 am

Haha ha ROTFLMAO Love it. Thanks Bob

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Re: The Scotsman at the Baseball Game

Post by Vampire Girl on Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:05 pm

Ooooohhhhhhh... yeah he should be so lucky... i am so not going there right now.. I am in a weird mood, and am likely to get myself in trouble for my potty mouth at the moment. haha :twisted:
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Post by 4hams on Thu Jun 24, 2010 9:09 pm

Fantastic bob keep them coming!
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