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Near the knuckle?
maybe a place for those more risque jokes
Have you heard?
Mr Mcvittee is considering release of a new range of biscuit...
They are called clitoris creams....
One taste and you will want to eat the whole box
Have you heard?
Mr Mcvittee is considering release of a new range of biscuit...
They are called clitoris creams....
One taste and you will want to eat the whole box
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LMAO your sick grummpy
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Yes but sick is a good thing round here! LOL
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I ate the whole box!
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I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said, “Remove cap and push up bottom”.
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.
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LMFAO good god M8 to funny
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ou may have seen this....
History's top 10 times for appropriate use of the F-word
10th - "Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
9th - "How the f*** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
8th - "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
7th - "Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?"- Custer,
1877
6th - "It does so f***ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
5th - "Where the f*** are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
4th - "Any f***ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
3rd - "What the f*** was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima , 1945
2nd - "I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the head!"
- JFK, 1963
And ...
The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word ....
"Aw c'mon. Who the f*** is going to find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009>
History's top 10 times for appropriate use of the F-word
10th - "Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
9th - "How the f*** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
8th - "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
7th - "Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?"- Custer,
1877
6th - "It does so f***ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
5th - "Where the f*** are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
4th - "Any f***ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
3rd - "What the f*** was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima , 1945
2nd - "I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the head!"
- JFK, 1963
And ...
The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word ....
"Aw c'mon. Who the f*** is going to find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009>
grumpydaddy- Moderators
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LOL I like the JFK one that was to funny.
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A convict breaks in to a house, and ties up the husband and his wife. He jumps on the wife, kisses her ear, then runs to the bathroom.
The husband whispers to his wife "Satisfy him, or he'll kill us. I saw the way he kissed you, just be strong, I love you!"
The wife replies "He did'nt kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he's gay, horny and looking for vaseline. I told him it's in the bathroom. Let's see who's f**king strong now!"
The husband whispers to his wife "Satisfy him, or he'll kill us. I saw the way he kissed you, just be strong, I love you!"
The wife replies "He did'nt kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he's gay, horny and looking for vaseline. I told him it's in the bathroom. Let's see who's f**king strong now!"
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Ha ha!
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LMAO to funny
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I went to the chemist the other day
The assistant asked if she could help...
"I'd like a deodorant" I said
"Ball or aerosol?" she asked
So I replied "neither it's for under my arms"
Too old?
The assistant asked if she could help...
"I'd like a deodorant" I said
"Ball or aerosol?" she asked
So I replied "neither it's for under my arms"
Too old?
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lol just one ball grumpy.
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:yourock: Now this is what I have been missing. LMFAO.
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thats just not right LMAO
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LOL well I won't be using that anymore.
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Murdering your wife .....Not a crime of passion
Premature ejeculation....Now THAT's a crime of passion
Premature ejeculation....Now THAT's a crime of passion
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Ha ha LOL!
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When we first met there was an instant spark between us and she fell at my feet.
After we made love I thought to myself.....
Damn these tasers are good
After we made love I thought to myself.....
Damn these tasers are good
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