Did Phillip fart?

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Did Phillip fart?

Post by 4hams on Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:13 am

Did Phillip fart?



..and he probably does all the time. What the heck, he's almost ninety,

and at that age you don't hold anything back even if you wanted to!

The expressions are priceless! Look at the Queen's face!


What do you think?



A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.


A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces .
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!
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Re: Did Phillip fart?

Post by bob2701 on Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:31 am

LMAO
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Re: Did Phillip fart?

Post by smduff on Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:32 am

LMFAO to funny
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Post by grumpydaddy on Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:53 am

Don't know where you find them but keep on doing it :Cool:
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Post by Steve on Sat Feb 12, 2011 12:03 pm

LMAO
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Re: Did Phillip fart?

Post by 4hams on Sat Feb 12, 2011 12:14 pm

grumpydaddy wrote:Don't know where you find them but keep on doing it :Cool:
My Grandmother would be rolling over in here grave if she new i posted something like that about the royal family...
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