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Post by 4hams on Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:21 am

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.

The Father said, "Top o' the mornin' to ye!
Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer husband two years ago?"



She replied, "Aye, that ye did, Father."

The Father asked, "And be there any wee little ones yet?"

She replied, "No, not yet, Father."
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The Father said, "Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer husband."

She replied, "Oh, thank ye, Father." They then parted ways.

Some years later they met again. The Father asked, "Well now, Mrs.Donovan how are ye these days?"

She replied, "Oh, very well, Father!"

The Father asked, "And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?"

She replied, "Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10 in all.

The Father said, "That's wonderful! How is yer loving husband doing?

She replied,
"E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle!"
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Post by smduff on Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:35 am

LOL
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Post by bob2701 on Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:55 pm

LMFAO :D:
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