Duck Hunting

The duck hunnter walked over to a tree and propped up his shotgun. Just then a gust of wind blew and the shotgun fell over. It discharged, shooting the hunter in the genitals.

Several hours later, lying in a Perth hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

"What's the bad news ?" asked the hunter.

"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."

"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter said. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly," said the doctor. "She's a flute player in the West Australia Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."

LOL!

LMFAO now thats funny

Is this the origin of the phrase "playing the pink oboe"??? :D

That is in the woody-win family with the skin flute correct? :sorry:

Dunno, the origin of the phrase is found in a 30 year old sketch by Peter Cook, a parody of the case of a British politician in court for, I think, something like arranging a failed attempt on the life of someone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyos-M48B8U&feature=related