Do you know the difference ?

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Do you know the difference ?

Post by HemiDog on Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:03 pm

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome. Both result in instant death

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Post by smduff on Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:21 pm

LMAO pretty clear now
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Post by Steve on Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:37 am

LMAO

Great one Hemi
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Post by bob2701 on Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:15 am

I'm glad you explained that for me. :help:
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