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Trip to China

Post by bob2701 on Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:25 am

While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there. A week after arriving back home in Qld, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this
before, orders some tests and tells the man to
return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the
doctor says, 'I've got bad news for you, you've
contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here, we know very little about it.'
The man looks a little perplexed and says, 'Well,
give me a shot or something and fix me up Doc.' The doctor answers, 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis.'
The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.'
The doctor replies, 'Well, it's your choice. Go
ahead, if you want but surgery is your only
choice.'
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor,
figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and
proclaims, 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware
disease.'
The guy says to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already
know that but what can we do? My doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!'
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs.
'Stupid Aussie docttah, always want to opawate. Make more money dat way. No need to amputate!'
Oh, Thank God!' the man replies.
'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'wait two
weeks. Faw off by itself!'
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Re: Trip to China

Post by smduff on Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:32 am

LMFAO not much of a better answer.
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Re: Trip to China

Post by 4hams on Sat Oct 30, 2010 5:06 pm

Now thats funny! :laugh: lol! ROTFLMAO :HAHA:
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