A Russian Woman.
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A Russian Woman.
A Russian woman
married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever
after in Toronto. The poor lady was not very proficient in
English, but did manage to communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for
groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken
legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so,
in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her
skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and
gave her the chicken legs.
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she
didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken
and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts.
The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken
breasts.
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her
husband to the store...
(Please scroll down.)
What were you
thinking?
Her husband speaks English!
married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever
after in Toronto. The poor lady was not very proficient in
English, but did manage to communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for
groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken
legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so,
in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her
skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and
gave her the chicken legs.
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she
didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken
and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts.
The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken
breasts.
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her
husband to the store...
(Please scroll down.)
What were you
thinking?
Her husband speaks English!
bob2701- Respected Forum Idividuals
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Re: A Russian Woman.
Ah and here I thought she was going to pull out some sausage, LMAO good one. It's a good thing she never went to the butcher for some clams
smduff- Admin
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Re: A Russian Woman.
LMAO at both of ya. :)
4hams- Old Father Time
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Re: A Russian Woman.
Oh, but the fish store is another story. :D:
bob2701- Respected Forum Idividuals
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