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Post by bob2701 Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:53 am

Dear Friends,

Many of you may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last 2 years
putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book. I am very proud of the
results and to assist with the marketing, I am asking friends and family to
help me out.

I believe my new book on GOLF gives the reader valuable playing tips and
insider information that I have gained through my years of struggle and
experience. I'm hopeful you find this a useful tool to help you enjoy your
game that much more as you enjoy the great outdoors.

The cost is only $9.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this email.
Don't wait until they're all gone!

Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt.

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when you Hit a Titlist from
the tee.

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a bunker.

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank.

Chapter 5 - When to Give the marshal the finger.

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings.

Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management.

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round.

Chapter 10- When Does A Divot become classified as Sod.

Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the water.

Chapter 12 - Why your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th..

Chapter 13- Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight.

Chapter 14- When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome.

Chapter 15 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting five off the Tee.

Chapter 16 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent.

Chapter 17 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt.

Chapter 18 - When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever.

Chapter 19- Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique.

Chapter 20 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?

Chapter 21 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and
give her a $3 Tip, but will balk at $4.50 at the 19th Hole and stiff the
Bartender.

Thanking you in advance for your order.
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Post by 4hams Mon Aug 09, 2010 7:53 am

Damn Bob I should have wrote this book. Looks like we would be great golf buddies... lol!
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Post by smduff Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:15 pm

To funny
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