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Post by bob2701 on Wed Jul 28, 2010 6:40 am

A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through. Taking out his 3-wood, he took a mighty swing. The ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him.
As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asked, "Are you a good golfer?"
The man replied: "Got here in two, didn't I?"



The bride was escorted down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side. She said:
"What are your golf clubs doing here?"
He looked her right in the eye and said, "This isn't going to take all day,` is it?
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Post by 4hams on Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:31 am

Thanks Bob, keep them coming!
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Post by smduff on Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:12 am

I got here in two as well LOL
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