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Re: The amusing thread
Great Bob!
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Re: The amusing thread
LMFAO that was great
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Guess I'll have to move to Canada
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Re: The amusing thread
:HAHA:
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Just looks like a business opportunity to me. :laugh:
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Rick Mercer is the best LOL
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What is Celibacy?
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, My wife and I, listened to the instructor declare,
'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.."
He then addressed the men,
'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'
I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered,
'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'
And thus began my life of celibacy.........
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, My wife and I, listened to the instructor declare,
'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.."
He then addressed the men,
'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'
I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered,
'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'
And thus began my life of celibacy.........
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Re: The amusing thread
LMAO :laugh:
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I have been practicing that for years now...
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LMAO, my wife's favorite flour is Robinhood
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If my wife knew what flour is.......
____________________________
A man left work one Friday afternoon. Being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spent his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally, his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
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A man and his wife (a blonde) were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:
"HEBREWS"
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A man left work one Friday afternoon. Being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spent his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally, his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
____________________________________
A man and his wife (a blonde) were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:
"HEBREWS"
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Re: The amusing thread
LMAO :laugh:
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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
.
Between 18 & 22 a woman is like Africa... half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
.
Between 23 & 30 a woman is like America... well developed & open to trade, especially for high financed investors.
.
Between 31 & 45 a woman is like India... very hot, relaxed & convinced of her own beauty
.
Between 46 & 55 a woman is like France... gently ageing but sensual,
with an appreciation for the finer things
.
Between 56 & 60 she is like Yugoslavia... lost the war, haunted by past mistakes & in need of massive
reconstruction
.
From 61 on, a woman is like Afghanistan... everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there
.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
.
Between 15 and 80 a man is like Libya... ruled by a dick
.
Between 18 & 22 a woman is like Africa... half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
.
Between 23 & 30 a woman is like America... well developed & open to trade, especially for high financed investors.
.
Between 31 & 45 a woman is like India... very hot, relaxed & convinced of her own beauty
.
Between 46 & 55 a woman is like France... gently ageing but sensual,
with an appreciation for the finer things
.
Between 56 & 60 she is like Yugoslavia... lost the war, haunted by past mistakes & in need of massive
reconstruction
.
From 61 on, a woman is like Afghanistan... everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there
.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
.
Between 15 and 80 a man is like Libya... ruled by a dick
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Re: The amusing thread
:HAHA:
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Re: The amusing thread
Right on!!
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Good one Grumpy.
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A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number… and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....
'Go get your Mother'
The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number… and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....
'Go get your Mother'
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