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Post by SavageNFS Tue Mar 08, 2011 8:05 pm

:laugh: ROTFLMAO lol!
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Post by Steve Tue Mar 08, 2011 8:07 pm

Great Bob! thanks
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Post by grumpydaddy Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:31 am

bob at his best The amusing thread - Page 10 Happy0064 The amusing thread - Page 10 Happy0065 The amusing thread - Page 10 Happy0064
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Post by 4hams Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:22 am

lol!
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Post by smduff Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:16 am

LMFAO that was great
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Post by bob2701 Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:46 am

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Post by 4hams Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:52 am

lol! ROTFLMAO :HAHA:
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Post by SavageNFS Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:49 am

literally busted out laughing... ROTFLMAO
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Post by grumpydaddy Fri Mar 11, 2011 12:08 pm

Just looks like a business opportunity to me. :laugh:
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Post by Steve Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:54 pm

LMAO
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Post by smduff Fri Mar 11, 2011 2:50 pm

Rick Mercer is the best LOL
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Post by bob2701 Sun Mar 13, 2011 8:30 am

What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, My wife and I, listened to the instructor declare,

'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.."

He then addressed the men,

'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'

I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered,


'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

And thus began my life of celibacy.........
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Post by Steve Sun Mar 13, 2011 8:53 am

LMAO :laugh:
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Post by 4hams Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:39 am

lol! I have been practicing that for years now...
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Post by smduff Sun Mar 13, 2011 11:06 am

LMAO, my wife's favorite flour is Robinhood
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Post by grumpydaddy Sun Mar 13, 2011 12:52 pm

If my wife knew what flour is.......

____________________________

A man left work one Friday afternoon. Being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spent his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

Finally, his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

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A man and his wife (a blonde) were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:

"HEBREWS"


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Post by smduff Sun Mar 13, 2011 1:12 pm

LMAO
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Post by Steve Sun Mar 13, 2011 1:17 pm

LMAO :laugh:
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Post by bob2701 Sun Mar 13, 2011 1:38 pm

LMFAO ROTFLMAO
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Post by grumpydaddy Sun Mar 13, 2011 2:36 pm

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
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Between 18 & 22 a woman is like Africa... half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
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Between 23 & 30 a woman is like America... well developed & open to trade, especially for high financed investors.
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Between 31 & 45 a woman is like India... very hot, relaxed & convinced of her own beauty
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Between 46 & 55 a woman is like France... gently ageing but sensual,
with an appreciation for the finer things
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Between 56 & 60 she is like Yugoslavia... lost the war, haunted by past mistakes & in need of massive
reconstruction
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From 61 on, a woman is like Afghanistan... everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
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Between 15 and 80 a man is like Libya... ruled by a dick
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Post by SavageNFS Sun Mar 13, 2011 2:43 pm

rofl...good ones grumpydaddy!
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Post by 4hams Sun Mar 13, 2011 2:50 pm

lol! :HAHA:
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Post by Steve Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:04 pm

Right on!! ROTFLMAO
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Post by bob2701 Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:52 am

Good one Grumpy. lol!
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Post by smduff Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:34 pm

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

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The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'

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While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

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They continued to watch until it reached the last number… and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.



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The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....

'Go get your Mother'

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