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Post by grumpydaddy on Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:43 pm

maybe a place for those more risque jokes

Have you heard?

Mr Mcvittee is considering release of a new range of biscuit...

They are called clitoris creams....

One taste and you will want to eat the whole box


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Post by smduff on Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:01 pm

LMAO your sick grummpy
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Post by 4hams on Fri Jul 16, 2010 4:39 pm

Yes but sick is a good thing round here! LOL
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Post by bob2701 on Fri Jul 16, 2010 5:35 pm

LMFAO
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Post by Vinman on Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:04 am

I ate the whole box!
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Re: Near the knuckle?

Post by grumpydaddy on Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:21 am

I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said, “Remove cap and push up bottom”.
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.
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Post by smduff on Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:25 am

LMFAO good god M8 to funny
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Post by McstylisT on Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:46 am

LMFAO , My type of twisted humour indeed smile

:Thankyou:

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Re: Near the knuckle?

Post by grumpydaddy on Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:36 pm

ou may have seen this....
History's top 10 times for appropriate use of the F-word

10th - "Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
9th - "How the f*** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
8th - "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
7th - "Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?"- Custer,
1877
6th - "It does so f***ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
5th - "Where the f*** are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
4th - "Any f***ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
3rd - "What the f*** was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima , 1945
2nd - "I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the head!"
- JFK, 1963
And ...
The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word ....
"Aw c'mon. Who the f*** is going to find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009>
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Post by smduff on Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:03 pm

LOL I like the JFK one that was to funny.
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Post by grumpydaddy on Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:24 pm

A convict breaks in to a house, and ties up the husband and his wife. He jumps on the wife, kisses her ear, then runs to the bathroom.

The husband whispers to his wife "Satisfy him, or he'll kill us. I saw the way he kissed you, just be strong, I love you!"

The wife replies "He did'nt kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he's gay, horny and looking for vaseline. I told him it's in the bathroom. Let's see who's f**king strong now!"
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Post by 4hams on Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:28 pm

Ha ha! ROTFLMAO
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Post by smduff on Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:26 pm

LMAO to funny
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Post by grumpydaddy on Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:53 pm

I went to the chemist the other day

The assistant asked if she could help...

"I'd like a deodorant" I said

"Ball or aerosol?" she asked

So I replied "neither it's for under my arms"

Too old?
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Post by smduff on Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:54 pm

lol just one ball grumpy.
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Post by bob2701 on Sun Sep 26, 2010 11:38 am

ROTFLMAO :yourock: Now this is what I have been missing. LMFAO.
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Post by grumpydaddy on Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:42 am

Just poor taste....

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Post by bob2701 on Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:33 am

ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO
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Post by smduff on Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:03 pm

thats just not right LMAO
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Post by grumpydaddy on Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:19 pm

the original is...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_skKmcLdyVQ watch first if you don't know the Gaviscon ad.







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Post by smduff on Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:36 pm

LOL well I won't be using that anymore.
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Post by grumpydaddy on Sat Nov 20, 2010 1:14 pm

Murdering your wife .....Not a crime of passion

Premature ejeculation....Now THAT's a crime of passion
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Post by 4hams on Sat Nov 20, 2010 1:17 pm

Ha ha LOL!
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Post by bob2701 on Sat Nov 20, 2010 1:49 pm

drink LMAO
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Re: Near the knuckle?

Post by grumpydaddy on Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:02 pm

When we first met there was an instant spark between us and she fell at my feet.

After we made love I thought to myself.....






Damn these tasers are good
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