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Near the knuckle?
by grumpydaddy Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:43 pm
maybe a place for those more risque jokes
Have you heard?
Mr Mcvittee is considering release of a new range of biscuit...
They are called clitoris creams....
One taste and you will want to eat the whole box
Have you heard?
Mr Mcvittee is considering release of a new range of biscuit...
They are called clitoris creams....
One taste and you will want to eat the whole box
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Re: Near the knuckle?
by grumpydaddy Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:21 am
I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said, “Remove cap and push up bottom”.
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.
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Re: Near the knuckle?
by McstylisT Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:46 am
LMFAO , My type of twisted humour indeed 
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Re: Near the knuckle?
by grumpydaddy Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:36 pm
ou may have seen this....
History's top 10 times for appropriate use of the F-word
10th - "Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
9th - "How the f*** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
8th - "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
7th - "Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?"- Custer,
1877
6th - "It does so f***ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
5th - "Where the f*** are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
4th - "Any f***ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
3rd - "What the f*** was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima , 1945
2nd - "I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the head!"
- JFK, 1963
And ...
The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word ....
"Aw c'mon. Who the f*** is going to find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009>
History's top 10 times for appropriate use of the F-word
10th - "Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
9th - "How the f*** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
8th - "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
7th - "Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?"- Custer,
1877
6th - "It does so f***ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
5th - "Where the f*** are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
4th - "Any f***ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
3rd - "What the f*** was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima , 1945
2nd - "I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the head!"
- JFK, 1963
And ...
The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word ....
"Aw c'mon. Who the f*** is going to find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009>
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Re: Near the knuckle?
by grumpydaddy Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:24 pm
A convict breaks in to a house, and ties up the husband and his wife. He jumps on the wife, kisses her ear, then runs to the bathroom.
The husband whispers to his wife "Satisfy him, or he'll kill us. I saw the way he kissed you, just be strong, I love you!"
The wife replies "He did'nt kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he's gay, horny and looking for vaseline. I told him it's in the bathroom. Let's see who's f**king strong now!"
The husband whispers to his wife "Satisfy him, or he'll kill us. I saw the way he kissed you, just be strong, I love you!"
The wife replies "He did'nt kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he's gay, horny and looking for vaseline. I told him it's in the bathroom. Let's see who's f**king strong now!"
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Re: Near the knuckle?
by grumpydaddy Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:53 pm
I went to the chemist the other day
The assistant asked if she could help...
"I'd like a deodorant" I said
"Ball or aerosol?" she asked
So I replied "neither it's for under my arms"
Too old?
The assistant asked if she could help...
"I'd like a deodorant" I said
"Ball or aerosol?" she asked
So I replied "neither it's for under my arms"
Too old?
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Re: Near the knuckle?
by bob2701 Sun Sep 26, 2010 11:38 am
:yourock: Now this is what I have been missing. LMFAO.
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Re: Near the knuckle?
by grumpydaddy Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:19 pm
the original is...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_skKmcLdyVQ watch first if you don't know the Gaviscon ad.
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Re: Near the knuckle?
by grumpydaddy Sat Nov 20, 2010 1:14 pm
Murdering your wife .....Not a crime of passion
Premature ejeculation....Now THAT's a crime of passion
Premature ejeculation....Now THAT's a crime of passion
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LMAO
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Re: Near the knuckle?
by grumpydaddy Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:02 pm
When we first met there was an instant spark between us and she fell at my feet.
After we made love I thought to myself.....
Damn these tasers are good
After we made love I thought to myself.....
Damn these tasers are good
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