'Bless me Father, for I have sinned
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'Bless me Father, for I have sinned
'Bless me
Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little
Vinny Petronio ?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were
with?' 'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.
"Well, Vinny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you
may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?' 'I cannot say.' 'Was it
Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm
sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are
sealed.' 'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell
you.' The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I
admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an
altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Vinny
walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
'What'd you get?' 'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little
Vinny Petronio ?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were
with?' 'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.
"Well, Vinny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you
may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?' 'I cannot say.' 'Was it
Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm
sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are
sealed.' 'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell
you.' The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I
admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an
altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Vinny
walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
'What'd you get?' 'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
Vinman- DVD Ranger Support Admin
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Re: 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned
LMAO good one Vinny
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Re: 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned
vinny and keep them coming.
4hams- Old Father Time
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Re: 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned
Good one Vinnie.
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Re: 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned
huh.. interesting that the priest knows all the "loose girls?"
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