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Weekly Round of Golf

Post by bob2701 on Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:28 pm

Sol Wallerstein was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.

On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang... It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a accident and was in critical condition and in ICU.

The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf.

He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the
hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and
beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant....

Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital.
He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.

The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your
round of golf didn't you!" "I hope you're proud of yourself!"

"While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the
country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU!" "It's just as
well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last! For the rest of her life she will require round the clock care and you will be her care giver! She will need IV's; you will
have to change her colostomy bag every 3 hours; she will have to be
spoon fed 3 times a day and don't forget the hygiene care."

The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed...

The doctor snickered and said, "I'm just fucking with you. She's dead. What'd you shoot?"
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Post by smduff on Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:02 pm

LMAO never saw that coming
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Post by 4hams on Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:16 pm

That is F'in excellent I love it!!! LMFAO! smile
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Post by Vampire Girl on Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:37 pm

OMG!!!! Holy moly!! WOW... she's dead.. oh by the way what did you shoot? Geeezzz... shoot the doctor! Evil or Very Mad Shoot the husband too! :suspect:
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Post by bob2701 on Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:52 am

This game of Golf is a great thing. :HAHA:
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Post by oshimaida on Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:20 pm

Absolutely bloody brilliant that joke Bob-keep the golfy jokes coming-I love em!!!

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Post by McstylisT on Wed Jun 09, 2010 5:06 am

Great stuff , thanks for sharing that one ROTFLMAO

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